DANGEROUSLY RICH

Solo show at Palermo Galerie in Stuttgart Germany. September 2015

„You put your cards on the table. Jackpot. #asalways“
„Routinely you scan the room. there is no competition for you here. You grab a chair and sit down in the middle of the room. Legs spread. Splits.“
Four drawings ink on paper „trophies“ 70x100cm

„King sparetime is at the go-kart track. He wins race after race. Content he drinks 8 cans of redbull. He gets dressed and slaps the kart track owner on the bum.“ YES. YES.

„You are a rollercoaster, of emotion, romance and lovemaking. A fantastic ride. The main attraction. The queue reaches till the horizont. With full speed into the looping.“

„Effortless you pick up any skank you choose.“

„Once again first. Laughing you spit into your opponents face. Followed by a long heartfelt hug.“
„You are around on your motorbike. At random you ride through any wall in your way.“

„King sparetime is wearing a yellow armani speedo. You are king sparetime. The speedo is transparent when wet. Laughing you run into the sea.“

„Once again you have smeared yourself with butter. The thick layer of fat makes your body smooth. In slow motion you slide over the marble floor of your 2nd office. Fantastic. Your employees are watching you. Waiting for tasks. But have to be patient. This is „You-Time“. YES. That is king Sparetimes first commandment. Supply the king with his signature food. Garlic bread.“

„You sit at your glass designer desk with a serious face. You are not wearing pants. Through the glass plate you observe your genitals. Your secretary, a noble horse, is mopping the granite office floor with champagne. Like under a spell you stare through the glass table. You grab a nearby gemstone and scratch the outlines of your scrotum into the heavy glass.“